can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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