omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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