Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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