Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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