Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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