Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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