Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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