So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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