Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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