how can u be prego again
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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