I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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