ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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