I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness