dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.