Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.