awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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