Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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