it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
it hurts more in the daytime
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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