put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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