I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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