Just fell off a train. Bad.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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