Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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