what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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