Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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