: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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