Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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