Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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