That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
50% drunk capacity currently
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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