this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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