so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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