Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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