seriously i just wanna be friends
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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