Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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