I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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