she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
