if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Less talking, more tequila
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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