Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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