we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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