You're my little dorito
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
