Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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