No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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