Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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