Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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