Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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