She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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