Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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