Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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