how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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