Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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