Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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