Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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