Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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