I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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