Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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