D3 body, D1 cock
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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