yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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